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Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, December 26, 2008
Funny
One Day After Christmas
Author Unknown
It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.
It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.
They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.
The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can't find the cat.
It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.
I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.
Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.
Now they're in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.
Author Unknown
It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.
It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.
They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.
The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can't find the cat.
It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.
I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.
Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.
Now they're in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
The Slogan Generator
Your Slogan Should Be |
 Minkydo. Stronger than Pain. |
Man! This fits me to a tee! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
The Flip Flop Test
What Your Flip Flops Say About You |
 You are super laid back and peaceful. Not much disturbs you. You're content with what you have in life, and you can't stand feeling worked up. A lot of good things tend to come your way in life... You're not too busy or stressed to let an opportunity pass you by. Your ideal warm weather place: Hawaii |
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Cowboy Boots?!?!
Found this when I was catching up reading The Sparks Circus and found this cute blogthing.
You Are Cowboy Boots |
 This doesn't mean you're country, just funky. You've got a ton of attitude and confidence. You're unique, expressive, and even a little bit wacky. You wear whatever you feel like รข€“ and you have your own sense of style. You are straight shooting and honest. You tell people how it is. Low maintenance and free wheeling, you're always up for an adventure. You should live: Where you can at least get to wide open spaces You should work: In a job that allows you to take change |
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Sunday, April 06, 2008
50 Things about me
As I was catching up on blogs, I found this meme. So I stole it :) I guess I should say from who. *lol* It was Mrs. Clark at Clarksville. Thanks! (started this post weeks ago)
1. What time did you get up this morning?
With my weird sleep schedule, I got up in the afternoon about 2pm. It's 4:30am as I type this so my mornings come at odd times.
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Either the 5th Harry Potter Movie or the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
4. What is your favorite TV show?
Law & Order (any variety)
5. What do you usually have for breakfast?
don't eat breakfast
6. What is your middle name?
Kaye
7. What food do you dislike?
mushrooms and cooked carrots
8. What is your favorite CD at moment?
Apologetix Hits: The Road
9. What kind of car do you drive?
'97 Ford Taurus
11. What characteristic do you despise?
Bullying
12. Favorite item of clothing?
jeans
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Australia
14. Favorite brand of clothing?
Cheap... Levi's
15. Where would you retire to?
Someplace where it stays dry. Hate wet weather. Don't mind heat or cold, but HATE wet.
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday?
My 30th. My son went around telling everyone he saw that his mom was 30. I mean EVERYone. We went to the movies, Wal~Mart, Target, Sam's, the mall.
17. Favorite sport to watch?
Baskeball or pro-wrestling (yeah, I know!)
18. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Definitely a night person. Mornings should be outlawed!
19. What is your shoe size?
9 or 10 depending on the brand
20. Pets?
4 total; 2 dogs and 2 cats
21. Exciting news you'd like to share with us?
Nope
22. What did you want to be when you were little?
teacher
23. What is your favorite candy?
Sprees or 3 Musketeers
24. What is your favorite flower?
Tulip
25. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
July 7, 2007 (we find out of Mom's cardioversion worked)
January 25, 2009 (my son's 18th birthday)
26. What are you listening to right now?
cat's playing
27. What was the last thing you ate?
banana
28. Do you wish on stars?
Nope
29. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
brown
30. How is the weather right now?
warm at 37° F
31. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mom
32. Your favorite soft drink?
Diet Dr. Pepper
33. Favorite restaurant?
Paradiso
34. Hair color?
brown with natural red highlights
35. Your favorite toy as a child?
Fisher Price Little People and Mattel's Barbie
36. Summer or Winter?
Winter
37. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs
38. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate
39. Coffee or tea?
Depends on my mood.
40. What is under your bed?
storage boxes of out of season clothes and lots of dog hair
41. What did you do last night?
fumed and read email
42. What are you afraid of?
something happening to my family, esp. my mom and son
43. Salty or sweet?
both
44. How many keys on your keyring?
too many, just counted 7, two cars, mailbox, house, church
45. How many years at your current job?
disabled, back in school to be a Medical Transcriptionist
46. Favorite day of the week?
Monday
47. How many towns have you lived in?
15 and 4 states
48. Do you make friends easily?
if I want to
49. Do you play a musical instrument?
not anymore
50. Who will you tag?
Anyone who reads this and feels like doing this.
1. What time did you get up this morning?
With my weird sleep schedule, I got up in the afternoon about 2pm. It's 4:30am as I type this so my mornings come at odd times.
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Either the 5th Harry Potter Movie or the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
4. What is your favorite TV show?
Law & Order (any variety)
5. What do you usually have for breakfast?
don't eat breakfast
6. What is your middle name?
Kaye
7. What food do you dislike?
mushrooms and cooked carrots
8. What is your favorite CD at moment?
Apologetix Hits: The Road
9. What kind of car do you drive?
'97 Ford Taurus
11. What characteristic do you despise?
Bullying
12. Favorite item of clothing?
jeans
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Australia
14. Favorite brand of clothing?
Cheap... Levi's
15. Where would you retire to?
Someplace where it stays dry. Hate wet weather. Don't mind heat or cold, but HATE wet.
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday?
My 30th. My son went around telling everyone he saw that his mom was 30. I mean EVERYone. We went to the movies, Wal~Mart, Target, Sam's, the mall.
17. Favorite sport to watch?
Baskeball or pro-wrestling (yeah, I know!)
18. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Definitely a night person. Mornings should be outlawed!
19. What is your shoe size?
9 or 10 depending on the brand
20. Pets?
4 total; 2 dogs and 2 cats
21. Exciting news you'd like to share with us?
Nope
22. What did you want to be when you were little?
teacher
23. What is your favorite candy?
Sprees or 3 Musketeers
24. What is your favorite flower?
Tulip
25. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
July 7, 2007 (we find out of Mom's cardioversion worked)
January 25, 2009 (my son's 18th birthday)
26. What are you listening to right now?
cat's playing
27. What was the last thing you ate?
banana
28. Do you wish on stars?
Nope
29. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
brown
30. How is the weather right now?
warm at 37° F
31. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mom
32. Your favorite soft drink?
Diet Dr. Pepper
33. Favorite restaurant?
Paradiso
34. Hair color?
brown with natural red highlights
35. Your favorite toy as a child?
Fisher Price Little People and Mattel's Barbie
36. Summer or Winter?
Winter
37. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs
38. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate
39. Coffee or tea?
Depends on my mood.
40. What is under your bed?
storage boxes of out of season clothes and lots of dog hair
41. What did you do last night?
fumed and read email
42. What are you afraid of?
something happening to my family, esp. my mom and son
43. Salty or sweet?
both
44. How many keys on your keyring?
too many, just counted 7, two cars, mailbox, house, church
45. How many years at your current job?
disabled, back in school to be a Medical Transcriptionist
46. Favorite day of the week?
Monday
47. How many towns have you lived in?
15 and 4 states
48. Do you make friends easily?
if I want to
49. Do you play a musical instrument?
not anymore
50. Who will you tag?
Anyone who reads this and feels like doing this.
Friday, April 04, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Just for fun I grabbed this......
Home Questionnaire - pass it on
When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter? Kitchen
Do you have a dishwasher? Does a teenage son count :)
Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors? carpet which is in good condition, but too light of a color (off-white w/ specks)
Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer? counter
House, apartment, duplex or trailer? 1½ story house w/ a basement
How many bedrooms is it? 4
Gas stove or electric? Gas now...had electric.
Do you have a yard? front and back
What size TV is in the living room? 27"
Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups? nope
Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter? yes
What room is your computer in? 2 desktops are in the computer room off of the kitchen, 1 desktop is upstairs in a bedroom and a very old laptop is in the living room
Are there pictures hanging in your living room? a couple that needed to be put somewhere other than the floor when we moved in
Are there any themes found in your home? messy
What kind of laundry detergent do you use? All Free
Do you use dryer sheets? a ½ sheet of Bounce in all put the towels.
Do you have any curtains in your home? Not hung up. We are buying all new since we have nice new windows
What color is your fridge? We have two and they are white
Is your house clean? Yeah, right. Next question :)
What room is the most neglected? basement
are the the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty? dirty
How long have you lived in your home? 3½ yrs
Where did you live before? another house about 90 miles away
Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet? Yuck!
Do you have a scale anywhere in your house? yep, in the kitchen (no carpet and room)
How many mirrors are in your house? Maybe 4
Look up. What do you see? ceiling tiles
Do you have a garage? yep, full of stuff that needs to be sorted
tagged? Anyone who feels like doing this. I stole it from Swanny
When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter? Kitchen
Do you have a dishwasher? Does a teenage son count :)
Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors? carpet which is in good condition, but too light of a color (off-white w/ specks)
Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer? counter
House, apartment, duplex or trailer? 1½ story house w/ a basement
How many bedrooms is it? 4
Gas stove or electric? Gas now...had electric.
Do you have a yard? front and back
What size TV is in the living room? 27"
Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups? nope
Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter? yes
What room is your computer in? 2 desktops are in the computer room off of the kitchen, 1 desktop is upstairs in a bedroom and a very old laptop is in the living room
Are there pictures hanging in your living room? a couple that needed to be put somewhere other than the floor when we moved in
Are there any themes found in your home? messy
What kind of laundry detergent do you use? All Free
Do you use dryer sheets? a ½ sheet of Bounce in all put the towels.
Do you have any curtains in your home? Not hung up. We are buying all new since we have nice new windows
What color is your fridge? We have two and they are white
Is your house clean? Yeah, right. Next question :)
What room is the most neglected? basement
are the the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty? dirty
How long have you lived in your home? 3½ yrs
Where did you live before? another house about 90 miles away
Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet? Yuck!
Do you have a scale anywhere in your house? yep, in the kitchen (no carpet and room)
How many mirrors are in your house? Maybe 4
Look up. What do you see? ceiling tiles
Do you have a garage? yep, full of stuff that needs to be sorted
tagged? Anyone who feels like doing this. I stole it from Swanny
Monday, December 31, 2007
Animator vs. Animation
I've seen this a few times, but I think it's still funny.
Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantART
Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantART
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