Saturday, March 07, 2009

Punctuation funny

"The Importance of Correct Punctuation"

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Gloria

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.
Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever.
When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

2 comments:

quilly said...

This was the first hand out I received in my very first creative writing class.

Minkydo said...

I remembered seeing this a while ago. I just never could remember exactly how it went.