Friday, March 21, 2008

Bunny Funnies

Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.

Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.

Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.

Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.

Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.

Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the hare-after.

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q. Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff's on the wrong end.

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